I need a shower.

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1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.

Er. *googles* Billy Bragg, Uri Geller (!), and, er, all these people. I have a really boring birthday.

2. Where was your first kiss?

In my girlfriend's student room, nearly a year ago.

3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?

Define "seriously". I used to tag when I was about 15-16, if that counts.

4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?

Oh, all the time. (What?)

5. Have you ever sang sung in front of a large number of people?

Er, define "large". I sang for about 25-30 people at my music school exams.

6. Whats the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?

The curve of a waist, and the way they stand or sit.

7. What really turns you on?

That waist-curve thing. Well-written smut, preferably of the not-quite-non-con variety.

8. What do you order at Starbucks?

A large mug of black, no-sugar Fair Trade coffee. I dislike anything in my coffee, especially flavoured shots and stuff.

9. What is your biggest mistake?

I still kinda wish I'd never ran away from home, but I don't really regret doing it considering that the only other option I saw at the time was suicide.

10. Ever hurt yourself on purpose?

Yes. I never cut myself, but I used to scratch. It took several years for the scars to heal, but at least they did.

11. Say something totally random about you.

I like to sing in the shower, the cheesier the song the better.

12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

No, but I've been compared to several comics characters.

13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?

Oooooh, yes. There's nothing else on in the morning on weekends, and shows like The Tribe are wasted on the short set anyway.

14. Did you have braces?

Thankfully, no. My front teeth are kinda crooked because I sucked my thumb until twelve (and still afterwards when I was under stress), but they never interfered with eating or anything.

15. Are you comfortable with your height?

I'd not mind being taller, but I'm happy being as tall as I am, yeah. Nice and average. :)

16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite preferred sex has done for you?

Er. I can't remember. I don't tend to really like the clichéd mushy gestures and stuff, anyway.

17. When do you know it's love?

When you know, I suppose? I dunno, I'm so not the expert on love, here.

18. Do you speak any other languages?

Well, English, obviously, and conversational French.

19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?

Once, and only because my mum had a turn left on her card and didn't have the time to go before it ran out. I like being pale, I prefer to avoid my tattoos fading, and I'm already in a fairly high risk factor for skin cancer, so yeah. SPF 35+ is my friend!

20. What magazines do you read?

Q Magazine, Humo (Belgian mag) whenever people can bring it over for me.

21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?

Nope. Don't particularily want to, either.

22. Has anyone you were really close with passed away?

My uncle, spring of last year. I still miss him terribly.

23. Do you watch MTV?

I don't get MTV, and even when I did, I watched it very rarely.

24. What's something that really annoys you?

Everything? :D Okay, right now, the first thing that comes to mind is people with a huge sense of entitlement, people who don't ask, "Hey, could you send me [blah]?" but instead demand, "Send me [blah]." Except without capitalisation or indeed even an address to actually send [blah] to. If I ever leave this job, I'm saving up those e-mails for my last day and responding with a snippy and condescending "What's the magic word?" e-mail to all of them.

25. What's something you really like?

Naps!

26.Do you like Michael Jackson?

I like some of his early stuff, but as a person, no.

27.Can you dance?

I'm goth. I don't think I'm allowed to have dance skills.

28.What's the latest you have ever stayed up?

This year at Escapade, I stayed up from eight in the morning on the Wednesday until four in the morning on the Friday (ten in the evening local LA time). Total uptime: forty hours. Oddly enough, I didn't even feel tired. O_O

29.Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?

During the worst of my panic attacks, yeah.

30.Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?

Dunno about "rushed", since I walked to the ambulance and had the time to argue about them taking my bike in the ambulance with me, but yes. I'd fainted in the supermarket parking lot, and was taken to hospital to raise by sugar level and stitch up my hand.

31. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?

Usually, yes.