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[bubosquared]

Crossdressing-related question for the males on my friendslist: How do you walk with one of *vage hand gesture* these? For that matter, how do you get through your day without accidentally sitting on it or something? And I thought the binding was the annoying part.

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[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

*LEERS!*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

You're weird. :P

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

what, you're gonna tell me you bind and pack and it's NOT so lezzies leer at you? Tsk. *g*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Funnily enuogh, actually, male!me is v. v. gay. Elijah-level gay, almost. I have yet to figure out any logic behind this.

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

*giggles a LOT at Elijah-level gay*

I see! That's really interesting. (and kinda frustrating *g*, but I'll keep my leering to myself all virtual-like. *sticks tongue out*)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Well, you can leer now! *flashes boobies* *realises is in public internet cafe* *glares at people staring*

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

*leers at sparkly boobies of glee* *licks?*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

*beam* I like this internet thing. It's good for my ego. :D

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

You're not the only one.

[wibbble]

Well, how do you walk around with boobies? Or hips?

You just do. There's an occasional mishap, but generally you just /walk/.

At least you don't need to worry about getting your testicles caught in your underwear. That /hurts/.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

That's true. OTOH, you can reasonably expect your penis to stay where you put it, whereas mine seems intent on wandering off for parts whlly improbable. Gr.

[wibbble]

You'd be surprised. There's a /reason/ why guys frequently adjust themselves. ;o)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I would indeed be highly surprised if any guy'd ever had to beat a hasty retreat to he loo because his penis was somewhere around his knee and falling rapidly. :D (Though I suppose not as surprised as the owner of said penis would be. Heh.)

[wibbble]

At least if your penis is pasted on (yay), it won't hurt when it detaches. ;o)

[thelionforreal.livejournal.com]

I was *waiting* for the penis pastede on (yay!) joke.

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

Some guys have a desire for a penis the length of their thighs. I have no idea why.

As a crash course in penis function (er, almost wrote "fucktion"... ::headdesk::), there are two kinds: "growers" and "showers" (as in "show"). "Showers" are v.v. close to their erect length all the time, including when flaccid. "Growers" are v.v. small most of the time, but expand tremendously at erection (thus, phrases like "half-hard" -- expanding, but not all the way). From most guys I've talked to, "growers" are more common than "showers", but nobody wants to admit that.

If you wear briefs, your package shouldn't slide around that much. Boxers? Not so safe for that, even though they're more popular. (though I still haven't figured out why -- support, men! support! and then I get ridiculed for wearing briefs and occasionally boxer-briefs. sigh.)

Also, what wibbble said about boobies -- you're all counterbalanced!

[wibbble]

Tight underwear apparently restricts sperm production - also, most guys seem to find boxers more comfortable. The two facts are likely related.

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

I dunno... it's just that you grow up with briefs, and at the age when all my friends were making the transition to boxers, I tried them and it was just *unsettling* not having any support. And in the summer, it's like wearing shorts under your shorts, which seems so redundant.

The sperm count thing doesn't worry me; my dad never wore boxers, and I'm one of three siblings, so it can't be *that* profound an effect.

[wibbble]

I never wear shorts, so I don't have that problem.

I think it's just one of a number of factors in increasingly low sperm counts these days. Things like central heating, use of laptops, use of female hormones in foods, &c. have all combined to lower sperm counts in a lot of guys.

Not that it especially worries me, since I don't plan to breed.

I didn't move to boxers until I was 17ish, and it was weird for a while, but ultimately worth it, I think. It feels nicer to have them hanging loose than to have the support.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I wear boxer briefs, mostly because I rarely wear anything but the girly variety of boxer briefs when I'm not crossdressing, so briefs would be too annoying, I think. They're mostly okay, but when things occasionally do go wrong, they go wrong properly. :D

[leylines.livejournal.com]

wait, what

how do you walk around WITHOUT hips?!

[wibbble]

*grins* With great difficulty?

I meant the wide girly hips, of course. :o)

[starbrow.livejournal.com]

Obviously not male here, but I live with one, and from what I can tell, very carefully. :)

I've noticed when I've worn a strap-on (which hasn't been nearly as much as I would like), I move my hips differently. Rather than swaying the hips, they're sort of thrust forward. More attention goes to the middle.

Pretty much, a guy is always paying attention to how he's moving down there, even if he doesn't realise it.

[carelessmemory.livejournal.com]

*looks around*

Where are the pictures??!?!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Sorry, no pictures this time. I'll try and get someone to take some when I crossdress next time. :)

[carelessmemory.livejournal.com]

Oh bummer! :p Well, I'm looking forward to next time then.