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Today's commentary provided semi-live, courtesey of my AlphaSmart. :D
Mkosi is whispering gossip. I find myself NOT CARING OMG STFU!
Yay more subtexty horseplay in the pool!
Dammit, Vanessa, speak up! OMG did she just basically confess that she's a slasher? I think she did! Love! She needs to stay so we have an ally in the house! One of us! One of us!
... Boys, what's with the ranking each other? WTF? Be quiet so I can hear the girls!
Okay, everyone stop bagging on Kemal, the boy is absolutely right about you all and your sheep mentality. The boy is fragile! Leave him alone!
Ahahahaha! Meanwhile, Eugene is outside on the trampoline, ignoring the fighting. Aww. Bless.
Mkosi, STFU. You're a goddamned hypocrite, and Kemal is trying to uncover your lies. (Awww, "Vanessa is going to be so hurt when she comes out," he's so sweet! And smart!)
Ahahaha! Poor Craig is flabbergasted by how off-key Kemal is. And he is, oh yes. Ow. My ears. *mutes*
Oh, dear, here we go with the games. Go Craig! Go go go! Yay, and Anthony, go! And now Craig is fishing for compliments. Heeee!
Oh god, rhytmic gymnastics. At least the music's good. Science is clearly having his doubts (heeeeee! god, his face is priceless!) and Mkosi needs to realise there's more to rhytmic gymnastics than looking good in a leotard.
Oooh, swimming! With non-swimmer Science, and dammit, bitch is growing on me. They're actually not half bad, even. Wooooot!
Ooooooh dear, the trampolining. *looks doubtfully at Eugene's outfit* Aaaand Anthony looks like I feel. Yeah. *pats his head* *pats everyone on the head, because no one seems to have any faith in poor Eugene* *cuddles Eugene*
Yay boytouching! Boo for counting errors! Craig just invited Big Brother to kiss his arse. Aaand lover's tiff. Come on, boys, kiss and make up!
Mkosi SHUT UP! Christ in a leotard, woman.
Aaand yet more bickering and bagging on Craig, who is bitchy right back. *noogies him*
Naw, Anthony being chivalrous about the whole thing, and they're still fighting! Wah!
Craig: *squees to Derek about Anthony*
Melle: *squees self into puddle on floor*
Craig: *acts blatantly smitten around Athony*
Anthony: *is completely clueless*
Melle: "MORON OMG!"
Melle's neighbours: "Great, crazy woman is at it again."
Naw, Anthony being thoughtful about Kemal. Socute. And Kemal is bitching about Science, heeeee! Craig pops his head in and disappears again, supposedly avoiding the fights, and Eugene is being Neutral Bloke as usual. And ... discussing music with Anthony? The hell?
Hey, Orlaith is making sense! Will wonders never cease? Mkosi, on the other hand, is being a twit and annoying and needs to STFU already. Listen to Orlaith, biatch! "God has written who's going to win, there is no game I can play to win the game." Why are you even there, then? Bullshite! Christ. On. Pastry!
What is with these people and working out and weight obsession? Now I want Craig to win just because he actually has a couple of extra pounds. Gah.
God, Mkosi, if this is your idea of being honest, I don't want to know your idea of playing the game.
Everyone in the UK text Mkosi to 64404 plzkthx!
And now, we breakfast!
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NOOOO YOU JUST HAVE TO WAAAIT!
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...
*with Lars*
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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Well, I meant Lars in general, not specifically his naughty bits. Though from what James says of his bathing habits that might not help things...
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Teach you to sing Phil Collins at me.
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YOU DUN LOVE ME ANYMORE!
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Bless.
Mkosi is so gone. I hope she enjoys the boos. And Orlaith had her number and was threatening her capacity to manipulate the rest and boy, did she not like it. She has the knives out for Orlaith.
Kemal is love.
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I'm unfortunately not going to be home during the eviction. Would you by any chance be willing to text me the name of the evictee? I can catch the rerun on Saturday morning, but I want to know ASAP who actually got kicked.
I so want a finale with Craig, Anthony and Kemal. Best. Threesome. Ever.
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Of course I can! No problem at all.
Yay! You have my number, right?
I just pray it's Mkosi.
Am crossing all available appendages!
Anthony so knows. He just doesn't want to, so he's ignoring it.
If he knew, he'd stop being a damn TEASE! He's just in denial. *nods*
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::Hopes::