He's supposed to be a witness in MJ's trial and the reporter mentioned he's supposed to be all "I slept in the guy's bed and it was TOTALLY INNOCENT AND WONDERFUL" and my mind went to the BAD PLACE AAAAUUUUGH!
Wasn't there this really really aweful story (like, well-written, but SO SCARRING) about the puppies and MJ? Something? JC/MJ? I remember mentioning this at last year's Escapade and the entire panel room screaming in horror. Totally just flashed back to that.
OMG I think there TOTALLY was, but when I went to look for it, could not find (could not remember title or author), but I think it TOTALLY does EXIST, and EW. Also think it was written post-my popslash days, but I remember my flist !!! about it.
The panel room's reaction = one hundred percent justified. (Not Justified, though probably that, too.)
WADE, WAS IT NOT ENOUGH TO TRY AND KILL JOEY? MUST YOU NOW TRY TO DESTROY THE FANS BY MAKING US GOUGE OUR EYES AND *BRAINS* OUT?! EW.
Yeah, me and Fi did a whole skit that started with me saying "Wade's gonna get on the stand and say 'I spent the night with Michael Jackson and nothing happened.' This is a million dollar defense stratgey at work."
It's all so very wrong. And I makes me want to pat Wade on the head and say "I'm so sorry!" and write fic about how misunderstood he is, instead of him being a rat bastard. Wahhhh.
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MELLE, STFU!!!
WADE! IN MJ'S BED! STFU! MELLE!
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XOXO,
FANDOMS EVERYWHERE
brain TOTALLY in BAD PLACE aaaaaaaaahhhhhhugh!
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SO SQUICKED EW HELP
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The panel room's reaction = one hundred percent justified. (Not Justified, though probably that, too.)
WADE, WAS IT NOT ENOUGH TO TRY AND KILL JOEY? MUST YOU NOW TRY TO DESTROY THE FANS BY MAKING US GOUGE OUR EYES AND *BRAINS* OUT?! EW.
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It's all so very wrong. And I makes me want to pat Wade on the head and say "I'm so sorry!" and write fic about how misunderstood he is, instead of him being a rat bastard. Wahhhh.