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That's right, folks, consider this the Official Crystalwank One Year Anniversary Post. Go nuts. Or something.
[ETA] For those of you who want to relive the good old days:
Note: Please use these links with caution, I don't want to crash JF. Again. [/ETA]
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It was good.
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I'm ill and I have nothing better to do...
This man went to the doctor because he had a strange growth coming out of the middle of his forehead. The doctor looks at it and breaks the news that the guy is growing a penis out of his head.
The patient says, "My GOD, can't you cut it off?"
"No," says the doctor, "It's directly attached to your brain. Cutting it off would kill you."
"You mean every time I look in the mirror, I'll see this great schlong?!"
The doctor shook his head. "Nah, you won't see a thing. The balls will be hanging in your eyes."
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Sounds like a typical male to me.BWAHAHAHA!From:
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Oddly enough, I never stopped to consider this side-effect....
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