This pope sure isn't coming back. Once the white smoke rises from the vatican, a new one will have been chosen. If it will be a better one according to your standards and those of your kin is still unknown. For all we know the first thing the next one does might be proclaiming that slashing is evil. At least I guess we can all be sure that such a thing is defenately not going to stop you. (Oops, I typed the def... word I can't spell) Ok, now that may be a little tasteless...
About as tasteless as my saying to lucidondine that at least JPII will be able to get to heaven, look JPI right in the eyes, and say: "I out-poped you, bitch."
I even turned him into a superhero. With his trusty sidekick Altar Boy (née Choir Boy) and his pimped-out Popemobile, even. Popeman! Saving the world from evil, one non-believer at a time.
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Next week: no headlines with the words "is dying", please.
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*sigh of relief*
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We must think alike.
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Last night, leaving the restaurant, I read aloud the headline from the newspaper machine. "Vatican: Pope 'Very Grave'."
Replies my husband, "And Grave 'Very Pope.'"
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For all we know the first thing the next one does might be proclaiming that slashing is evil.
At least I guess we can all be sure that such a thing is defenately not going to stop you.
(Oops, I typed the def... word I can't spell)
Ok, now that may be a little tasteless...
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Yeah, we're all going to hell.
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Going to hell, going directly to hell, ...
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Na na na na na na na na na na na POPEMAN!
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...And I just pictured the next pope going, "I'm the new pope. Kiss my ring or I'll poke your eye out with my hat."
Save me a seat in hell, yeah?
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Also, I'm wondering what the PopeSign looks like ...
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What kind of bling would the pope wear? He can't do a proper PopeSign without proper PopeBling, you know.
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Don't forget to check the slideshow. :p
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