Damn you, Vali!

[bubosquared]

[randomly, I'mna try starting one of these one of these days.

What is your mental age? Usually 16, sometimes 60.

Tuck or no tuck? Tuck. Otherwise the sleeping-naked-to-warm-up-by-body-heath thing doesn't work.

What is your favorite disco anthem? Waaaaai Em Cee Aaaai!

What dance step have you perfected? I call it the Spaztic Child, in honour of a brilliant band. Basically, you move either the upper half of your body or the lower half, but never both. And never, ever move your right arm.

If you were a film director, who would you be? Someone entirely unknown.

What was your least favorite college subject? Sadistics! Can't sleep, numbers'll eat me!

Elizabeth I or Elizabeth II? One.

If you weren't Canadian, which nationality would you pick? Belgian. If I can't stay Belgian, I'd wanna be a Canadanadian. Or a Brit.

What song are you listening to right now? REM - Everybody Hurts

Beatles, Rolling Stones, or The Who? Stones for music, Beatles for slash.

What is the last poem you read, and when? So long ago I can't remember the title or anything.

Any shows you'd like to see re-run on TV, but which probably don't have a hope in hell? Space: Above and Beyond. And I'm all the way behind Vali and her desire for Joel-y Northern Exposure, too. Oh and Alles Kan beter, but no non-Belgian's gonna know that.

What colour is your hair now, and which colours has it been in the past? In reverse order: blue, red, white, dark blonde, white-blonde.

Guilty pleasure pop song? Hanson - MmmmBop [Kat Must Die!]

Do you have a favorite word? Fuck no!

Are you good with houseplants? No. I've been known to kill some by looking at them.

What's the best thing about your job? Errrrrm ... Permanent online-ness, cool and slashy coworkers, very good pay ... take your pick.

Favorite hockey player? What is this earth thing you call hockey?

Who is the first person you ever had a crush on? Juliette Binoshe

Which was the best year of your life? Um. Yeah, I concur with Vali. This one's pretty damn good.

If you could own one piece of art, what would it be? Dali's Temptation de Saint Antoine. What proverb or aphorism do you use most? That sucks [dead] bunnies [thought a straw]. Broom or vacuum cleaner? Broom. I hateclunking about with the vacuum cleaner.

Do your ex's hate your guts? I only have one 'ex' and we get along fine.

A song that you loathe to such a degree that if you never heard it again, it would be 20,000,000 years too soon: Um. Sex met die Blonde, which none of you know.

What's the next film you'll be seeing? Thirteen Days, because according to my coworker, the microphone keeps appearing at the top of the screen. I wanna see that.

Who's your favorite revolutionary? Che Guevara.

What's the dumbest female name you can think of? April.

Are you sick of hearing about/from Tori Amos? Yes.

Where are you going on your next vacation? New fucking York, bay-bee!

What is your most common facial expression? "Leave me the fuck ALONE!"

Which book(s) are you embarrassed to admit you've never read? Erm. I'd say "nearly all of the classics," but I have no shame about that. But I really ought to read Asimov's Foundation series. Who's the most famous person you've ever gotten drunk with? Never been drunk.

Are you good at cards? No. Basically, I'm fairly good at things like Tetris, and I can win against any computer at poker, but as soon as other people come into play I suck bunnies.