Fuck me sideways, this fucking story is Polar, take two. I want to write porn and all I'm getting out of my brain is stylised crap. Bugger all this for a dead lark, man.
ETA: Is "incredulity" a word? What's the word I'm looking for, then? Um. Anyone? Line? Help?
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*sits on you* I'm bored and I miss yoouuu! Where ARE you these d--HOLY CRAP I just caught sight of your icon and it scares the BEJEEZUS out of me. 0_0
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I miss you too! But I'm having stupid computer problems that make it impossible to stay on trillian for more than like five minutes at a time. :( :( :(
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And that icon is TERRIFYING! Make the crazy Southern Softie stop hitting on meee!
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