And this is why I'm going to the Special Hell. On the Short Bus, probably.

[bubosquared]

Melle: Plus, the whole thing slash used to have where Only Penetration Is Real Sex, and it read just like hetsmut but with a penis pastede on yay onto the girl, complete with mangina and overly sensitive nipples and--yeah. You know what I mean.
Amy: ...please never say mangina to me again.
Melle: MAAANGINA! It's the superhero from HELL! With a little CAPE!
Amy: AUGH MY BRAIN BITCH.
Melle: **giggles self silly** MANGINA!
Amy: HATE YOU.
Melle: You LOVE ME! *hums Mangina theme song* "... does whatever a vagina can ..."
Amy: I'M NOT LISTENING LALALA
Melle: MANGINA ACTION FIGURE! Now with self-lubricating action!
Amy: OH FUCK YOU! STOP POISONING MY MIND!
Melle: I CAAAAAN'T!
Amy: Yes you CAN!
Melle: It's in my HEAD and I'm composing a THEME SONG and it has a CAPE and SUPER POWERS!
Melle: I want to DRAW IT!
Amy: ...You need SO MUCH THERAPY
Melle: Dude, like, pull up a chair and TELL ME ABOUT IT!
Melle: *giggles to self* MANGIIIIIINA!

Comments

[jamaisneutral.livejournal.com]

oh dear god

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Wot? *innocent face*

[jamaisneutral.livejournal.com]

mangina! woooooohoooo!
*ggggggggggg*

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

furry. cape.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

... YES! Bwahahahah!

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

Someone needs to draw this.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Don't look at me, I have negative art skills. But someone needs to, yes ...

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

Well you're the one who has friends to bother! :)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

You're the artist!

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

I am, sadly, most certainly NOT an artist :(