Prison Whore Names

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Can be found here. So.

Sofie Werkers is Slick Dick.
Sofie Katrien Werkers is Sugar Pussy. [So apparently, my middle name makes me wimpish. Hrm.]
Armelle Amaya is Fudge Boy.
Melle Amaya is Fuck Stick.

James Hetfield is Fancy Pants.
James Alan Hetfield is Cum Stain.
Lars Ulrich is Turd Tapper.
Kirk Hammett is Cock Gobler.
Kirk Lee Hammett is Dildo Head.
Jason Newsted is The Necrophiliac. [Ha! Proof that he's screwing Cliff! :D]
Jason Curtis Newsted is Nut Buster. [Look out, James!]
Cliff Burton is Gay Boy. [Simple and to the point, that's our Cliff.]

These things are way too amusing.

Comments

Re: Yeah, it's in bad taste.

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Logic shmogic. The muses don't do logic, then why should I?