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[bubosquared]

Dear Holland: STOP CALLING MEEEEE! Frazzledly yuors, Melle

So far for sneaking some writing in. I can hardly manage to sneak in some B5 prisonsex reading. Stupid coworker being ill. Stupid customers. Stupid job.

Going insane one phone call at a time. Send help. Or porn. Preferably both.

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[darthbessie.livejournal.com]

I like porn. ^_^ Oh, and I friended you. Can I be your friend?

Don't let the recent incoherency of my posts convince you I am a crazy-person. I was just drunk. Reeeeeeeally drunk.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Hi! Hey, no problem, and I'm hardly the person to talk about drunkenes, considering I got smashed the last two Fridays. (Absinethe EEEEVIL!) :D

Though, if I may enquire, where did yuou find me? *curious*

[darthbessie.livejournal.com]

I saw you commenting over on metaquotes ^_^

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Aaaah. In that case, welcome to my journal o' work angst and pr0n! :D

[empress-nothing.livejournal.com]

Cannot send porn. Can send assurance that my characters refuse to shut up. Can also assure you that I am so making you make me watch B5. Can also say that Chinese has messed with my command of the English language.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Yay potential B5 convert! Will have to actually aqcuire the DVDs for myself, first, so that'll be for after new year's.

I'm no better, and I am too cranky and sleep-deprived to deal with annoying customers and fuckwitted coworkers. Meeeeh.

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

I'd send porn, but I'm afraid we probably don't agree on the matter. *g*

I'd send help, but I don't think my mother would appreciate being stuffed into a 5 on 3 inch enveloppe. I'm sure she'd love shouting at your costumer, though. ;p

Do positive mental vibes help any? *sends*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Dude, I wish I had, like, anyone's mother here right now. Because people are DUMB! And think the world revolves around their ASS! And colour-coordinate their Dreft to their kitchen!

[sileas.livejournal.com]

Dreft! *giggles*

I'm sending you porny thoughts; I'm too tired to entertain them anyway.

[jamaisneutral.livejournal.com]

I can send three evil kitties, guaranteed to ruin your customers' sofas while looking cute and innocent...

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Yes! Attack kitties! I will BREED AN ARMY OF THEM!

[jamaisneutral.livejournal.com]

you'll have to be quick, our little boy is having the snip as soon as he can... (you've got some five months to spare though)