Dear John Kerry,
You don't know me, and it's not like I could vote for you or anything, but please,. please don't let them pressure you into conceding just because the White House has already declared victory depite the fact that not all votes have been counted yet.
Please.
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(watch as all my cognitive powers drift away, leaving me with only one-word responses! whee!)
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