Open letters

[bubosquared]

Dear coworker,

Please shut up before I snap at you. I'm trying to work here. I know you have this idea that you need to take me under your wings becasue I'm a generation younger than you are, but I'm an adult woman who can take care of herself and if I want to be antisocial, I will be antisocial. I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make money, and that's difficult when someone keeps yapping in my goddamn ear.

Yours in silent suffering,
Melle

Dear customers,

Kindly drop the fucking entitlement attitude before I come over there and put my boot through your face.

Annoyedly yours,
Melle

Dear friendslist,

*cling*

Love,
Melle

Comments

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Just the Dutch in general, I think. I thought it was just me, but even the Dutch guy agrees that the Dutch customers are as a whole tend to complain not so much to get their problem solved, but rather to bitch at us and assume the worst. Like, they can't find our products in the store near them (which incidentally? Not much to do with us, I mean, we can't FORCE stores to stock our products dammit!) and fire off a pissy e-mail that we've lost a customer and bladebla. Dutch Guy says more than likely they're angling for free stuff in an attempt to appease them. Assholes.

And my coworker was just being particularily annoying with the "Why do you always walk off alone on your smoke break bla bla bla you should be more sociable," because I'm at work to make friends and if I prefer to spend my smoke break listening to music rather than yet more talk, I'm an antisocial moron with no friends outside of work, either, CLEARLY!

Aaand that turned into more of a rant that I meant to. Sorry? ^_^;