Hello. Ms Operator. Listen, I've got my period and I'm all out of sanitary towels. And the thing is, I have stomache cramps and I can't bear to go outside and buy some more. So what should I use instead? What are your suggestions? Cos I'm not happy with the fact that I've run out of sanitary towels. And I can't use tampons cos they're just too huge for me and I've got a very very very narrow vagina, did I mention this? Cos I do. So what now...?
Well, the specific one I have is the mooncup. Sounds a bit New Age-y, but it's supposed to be really good and easy, except of course I'm, um, too narrow. They have different sizes for women who've given birth vaginally or not, but no seperate size for virgins, it seems, argh.
Aren't you supposed to squeeze it a little bit since it has to fit tight to prevent leakage or something. Ok, how would I know, I haven't got anything to put it in, also you need to keep it upwards when you try to get it out, or you'll spill anyway (red stuff on the toilet seat?) perhaps a good idea for women to start lifting the toilet seat too, ha!
I wouldn't trust it, invent the TMI yourself, I am hard to convince that the vagina is exactly round at the inside, so I doubt if anything round could actually stay put there and not leak at al, let's say while skipping rope or spending the day at an amuzement park trying all the upside down rides out.
Well, tampons are round too, and they stay in. The vagina is rather stretchy and muscular, and it's the muscles that hold it in. I'm not sure about upside-downiness myself, but then I physcially can't go in upside-down rides anyway, so that's a moot point. Anything else, I figure if I can do it with a tampon, I can do it with this. And probably more.
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Hello. Ms Operator. Listen, I've got my period and I'm all out of sanitary towels. And the thing is, I have stomache cramps and I can't bear to go outside and buy some more. So what should I use instead? What are your suggestions? Cos I'm not happy with the fact that I've run out of sanitary towels. And I can't use tampons cos they're just too huge for me and I've got a very very very narrow vagina, did I mention this? Cos I do. So what now...?
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A keeper?
Whassat?
*wide eyed and innocent*
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"Who spilled their scented candles all over my womyn shrine!"
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Ok, how would I know, I haven't got anything to put it in, also you need to keep it upwards when you try to get it out, or you'll spill anyway (red stuff on the toilet seat?) perhaps a good idea for women to start lifting the toilet seat too, ha!
I wouldn't trust it, invent the TMI yourself, I am hard to convince that the vagina is exactly round at the inside, so I doubt if anything round could actually stay put there and not leak at al, let's say while skipping rope or spending the day at an amuzement park trying all the upside down rides out.
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Serious S&M!
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*bombs yet another phone system*
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