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I've decided to stop trying to cram more into the first chapter of Elfstone and just post it already, so stay tuned for a (firends-only) post at mouthelicon later today.

Yay! My Amazon order arrived! Books to review, and Bound on DVD! Wheeeeee!And seriously, if my coworkers still haven't realised after seeing this order that I'm a dyke, they need a clue-by-four. :D

Also? I'm now apparently one of the top four agents on the team in terms of customer satisfaction. I keep getting sixes and sevens (out of seven), and according to the woman who collects those surveys, I've not had a single survey where I had less than a five. *booty shake*

Questions from wimmeke:

1) Say you could hurl an object of your choice at a certain person, building or institution, given that no harm will be done to the object and you will not be held accountable, what object will you hurl, and who/what will be at the receiving end ? (to please my coworkers who are making this a sport)

A calculator, at JKR. Don't ask, it's beter for your brain.

2) You get to perform alongside an artist of your choice, who would you like to perform with, and what artform would you choose ?

Assuming I get to practise beforehand and at least get my voice back to a reasonable shape, I'd love to sing with U2. I'd die of nerves (huge case of stagefright, here) and fangirling, but it'd be the highlight of my life.

3) You get to choose an olympic discipline to participate at, with the certainty that you will win a medal, what sport would you like to take part in ? (you are excempt from kissing a row of men even)

Eh. Even if I excelled at it, I'd still be pretty lazy, so probably something like archery. Or possiblt the marathon, even though I'd be dead at the end, just because I do like long distance running.

4) You are allowed to take credit for one single thing that you didn't create/wrote/built/said, but as a result you do not only receive the royalties for being the creator of said thing, you also need to live with the popularity, the signatures to hand out, and all the rest that comes with the fame. What creation would you like to have been the author of.

None. No, I'm serious, no amount of money would be worth that, for me, especially not for something I didn't actually do. If I had to, though, I'd like to have created something hugely practical but not very glamorous, like, say, a toilet plunger.

5) You get to star in the next Harry Potter film, which character would you choose, and, in real Hermione Granger style, you get to say/do something that isn't in the books, what quote would you add of your own, without altering the story too much ofcourse. (Don't worry, your hair looks as good from the back as it does from the front ;-)

I'd want to be Draco Malfoy's older squib sister, on the condition that I get to smack Draco around a lot. Because my Mary Sue fantasies are strange and disturbing in a wholly new way! :D Don't know that I'd even want to say anything, to be honest. Just let me smack Draco around and I'm good.