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Melle: I don't suppose "Maintained gay porn archive for two years" and "Can write a wicked bit of boytouching" are approproiate things to list under "experience" and "other skills", no?
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Melle: Fnaeh, I'm not good at selling myself.
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Melle: Why can't I just write "Please hire me, for I am cute, helpful, mostly cheerful, and if you pay me decently I'll stick around forEVER!"
Melle: But no, people WANT me to be ambitious razza frazza.
Melle: It's like. "What do you want out of life?" "Um. A job. In Scotland. That pays enough to afford a computer, high speed internet, weekly book shoping sprees, and the occasional trip to the US. **big smile?**"
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Oh, poor you. I so am not looking forward to writing my own CV in a few months. :/ I think "can write a wicked bit of boytouching" would certainly get your employer's attention, mind...
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Well, yes, but I'd want the good kind of attention ...
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