Express Bus To Hell, now boarding at platform 666 ...

[bubosquared]

First The Passion of the Christ, now Dawn of the Dead, what is it with the blockbusters about people who won't stay dead?

Although now my brain is insisting on combining those two movies into one. "Dawn of the Christ: Jesus has risen, and he wants your brain!"

Or, taking the Freddy vs Jason route, Jesus vs the Living Dead, in which our man JC battles bravely against the zombies trying to take over Jerusalem, and tragically gets infected by the zombies, and his best friend, Judas, has to kill him for the good of all.

Hm, or perhaps something more moralistic, wherein an Avon saleswoman discovers a lonely zombie, played by Johnny Depp, in a creepy house up the hill, and she takes him to her home in Suburbia, he falls in love with the daughter of the house, the neighbours distrust him, eventually try to crucify him, blah de blah blah blah, and in the end Suburbia's learned a valuable lesson about the importance of accepting everyone as they are and loving your fellow man's brains, and the protagonist runs off to sea to become a pirate captain, thus opening the way for a major summer blockbuster sequel!

Comments

[wimmeke.livejournal.com]

Damn, why does it has to be so late ?

Please continue my script:

Israel is busy building their security fence and accidently disturbe the grave of christ... Oh bollocks... RUN !

Yeah, well, it needs a lot of work still...

[wimmeke.livejournal.com]

I like your Judas story, I'd like to make it all Jezus fault for reviving that bloke a few chapters earlier, the one that had been dead for three days, I forgot his name. One good reason to stab his heart with a spear, quick thinking of that Roman soldier (mixing vampires with zombies here ?). The shaking and shuddering of the temple could only mean one thing: Lots of Zombies in the catacombs throwing a party for the passing of the Zombie slayer.

The remaining apostels did not only cleared Jesus name and spread the word, they also got rid of the remaining Zombies (or something)

It also explains the frequent washing of the feet, if you just walked on soil where a zombie had walked hours ago, you could get infected.

As for my story (the sequel ?) as Ariel Sharon would say: We killed him once, we'll kill him again. (Where can I wash my hands ?)

Perhaps I need to see both movies first.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

*hysterical laughter* Okay, the Lazarus/zombies connection? Brilliant. Utterly brilliant. Now I want to run with this.

Also:

We killed him once, we'll kill him again. (Where can I wash my hands ?)

Bwahahahaha!

[wimmeke.livejournal.com]

Run all you want, but come back every once in a while to report ;-)