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First Escapade post: Quotes! Because they're so much funnier out of context!

Sky: (re: Steven Soderbergh) He's kind of a ... what do you call it ... *long pause* a slut.

Melle: Have you ever read MsAllegro's essay on why she thinks she's a gay man in a woman's body?
Meagan: *chokes on toothpaste*

Melle: I'm from Europe, we don't have that many colours!

Molly: Don't mock my espresso.

Melle: Note to self: Get a hat, meet more people.

Sky: I don't need to get high, because I had a cold.

Ruth: I'm too short for pajama pants.

Mouse: I'm on a no-flies diet.

Molly: Mmm, evil!Brad ...
Ruth: Mmmm, punished!Orlando ...
Melle: (tiny voice) Help?

Molly: We're the corner of AlphaSmart and cheese. Except without cheese.

Dale: (re: Harry's defining characteristics) Very very very gay.

During a panel, on Draco:
Person one: He's selfish.
Person two: Ya think?

Ruth: Today Ron's ass, tomorrow the world!

Dale: (re: shoplifting) We don't do that.

Ruth: Remember, there is no penis. The Melletrix!

Melle: (re: food at BJ's) My brother could actually meat--er, eat that.
Mouse: I could meet that food, it's almost big enough to talk to!

Dara: My drink matches my nailpolish. That is so cool!

Mouse: I've had my breasts fucked by large dicks, but this is ridiculous.

Jane: Anthony Steward Head gives good Giles.

Joan: Look, a double-fisted oreo.
Melle: ... How do you fist an oreo?

Helen: If you play JC's albums backwards, you can hear him scrubbing himself with a wire brush.

Sky: You don't spank the president. There are rules!

JiM: We put the poo in Winnie the Pooh!

Ruth: (re: SAG awards) Dude, there are more than three shows on TV.

Dale: I think Viggo's insanity is catching. When you have sex with Viggo, you go crazy, like syphillis.

Ruth: Someone named Jonathan is asking if my back hurts. I'm sure he wants to sell me viagra to solve the problem.

Molly: That is a fabulous tie, Kevin Spacey.

Sky: If I hear "silk on steel" one more time, someone's getting hit.