Damn you, KD

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1.Is your haircolor and texture real?
Texture, what there is of it, yes. Colour, not quite. Blue isn't a natural colour.

2. If not, how far do you let the roots grow out before coloring/bleaching/perming again?
Used to be, I'd have to let it grow out at least 2 cm, because that's how fast my hair grows, and I can't afford to have it cut & dyed more than once every two months. However, with the new haircut, I am hairdresser-independant, and will dye again after abou 3 mm.

3. Tan and hot now, pale and less-wrinkled later?
I don't tan. Ever. And I don't really want to, either. It'd ruin my goff image.

4. Are you bling blinging? If not, would you like to be?
No. I can't stand a lot of jewelry. The labret, an earring, and a pendant, but that's it. I want more peircings, but blinging? No. not mah thang.

5. Would you pose naked for Hustler (*Hustler*, not Playboy) for 200,000 bucks?
Probably. But only if they don't have me pose with another girl in one of those 'Hot Lesbian Sex Just For YOU" poses. That would piss me off.

And what's the differnce between Hustler and Playboy, anyway? 6. Can you curl your tongue into a little roll thing?
Yes. *demonstrates*

7. What food do you crave but feel guilty about eating? Fish. I'm wanting to go completely veggie, but I don't know if I can give up fish. I = pathetic.

8. Are you secretly convinced that someday you'll lose ten pounds and then be much happier? No. Not anymore. Because I'm as happy as I wanna be right now.

9. Thongs: sexy or practical?
Neither. They're strings up your butt crack. They're like voluntary wedgies. Ew.

10. Do you own a pair of shoes that you never wear because of the intense pain they cause, but you keep them around anyway because they're sweet?
No. I never buy painful shoes in the first place. Or at least, I haven't yet.

11. Have you ever cut your own hair? How'd that work out for you? Not yet. I will if the crew cut gets too long. I'll let you know.

12. Do you ever think you might be pretentious? Does that worry you?
Yes. And no. Although it worries me that that doesn't worry me.

13. Do you find loose or tight shirts more comfortable?
Tight. Loose shirts get in the way and irritate me.

14. Be honest. Do you dress for other women, or for men?
Um, for me? And for women. Definitely.

15. If a woman were running for president, and you didn't agree with her politics, would you vote for her anyway, just because?
I don't think so. But then, I don't live in a republic, so.

Are you happy now?

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