So I did this entry in which I rant about stupidass Metallica-haters, and I left something out. People who refer to lars as a stupid European'.
Look here, we may be the Old World but we're not retarded. Contrary to popular beliefs, we're quite capable of taking care of ourselves, and we have a lot more culture than you Merkins. Free morals are a good thing; we don't have such hang-ups about alcohol ad other drugs. Also, we can organise elections. By computer, even. [Oooh, such a novel concept!]
And you don't see us electing Curious George the Monkey prez, now do you?
Bloody yanks. Always late to every war, too.
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about being late for wars: we're on time, you've got to account for the time differences. also, it takes a while for wars to get across oceans, you know.
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Don't blame me...
On Monday, I opened my Netscape to find that one of Yahoo!'s top four headlines was that Dubya is going to cut federal aid to international agencies providing abortion counseling. My thought: His first day on the job, and he's already fucking up the world.