Calling Mr Mustaine ...

[bubosquared]

Dave,

I like you. I do. But could you do me a couple of favours?

1. Stop being amusing. You're Heavy Metal. You shouldn't be funny.
2. Stop throwing non sequiturs into your deth bb posts.[Last line.]
3. Don't ever mention *NSync again, lest you find yourself snogging JuJu.
4. Stop using internet abbreviations and acronyms. I don't want to know how big a dork you are.
5. DON'T SAY Y'ALL!
6. Don't tell me about horses. You know who else likes horses.
7. Don't tel me about being awoken by your kid at 6AM. It makes you all cute.
8. Don't do that!
9. Stop looking good.
10. You're a bastard. I just wanted to tell you that. Now het out of my head.

Tammy and Tri, this is all your fault! The least you can do is help me with this damn Dave/Junior bunny.