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[bubosquared]

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Countdown: 143 days

Apologies for going AWOL yesterday, I was ill. Again. Going to the doctor tomorrow. Am getting fairly sick of this whole illness thing.

On the upside, it did give me a chance to watch the Fellowship Extended Version DVD, which is a very good thing. I wholeheartedly agree with Liv Tyler, who said "They're all so cute!" Yes. Yes, they are, Miss Tyler. And you're not so bad yourself. Highlights:

• John Rhys-Davies talking about tipping his and Orlando's boat. Heeee! Socute!
Ian McKellan talking about becoming Gandalf, the stoop of the shoulders, the slightly gravelling voice, and seeing him become Gandalf before one's eyes. Wow.
• Orlando, Viggo and Sean Bean's mutual gush-fest. "And then all of the sudden he'd rugby-tackle me, out of the blue." "I'd call him 'Southern softie', and he'd call me 'Northern bastard'." lovethemso! Recs? Anyone? Please?
• Tig!
• The Sir Ian McKellan and Christopher Lee Mutual Admiration Society! Dude, has anyone slashed them yet?

Also had a random vision of scifi!LotR, which kind of weirded me out. Huh?

Oliver Wood:Just because we're getting married doesn't mean you get to share my NEWT scores, you know. (Although your Care of Magical Creatures score is rather tempting.)

Ruth: Do Melle and I get some sort of award or somesuch for being your usual gateway drugs?

CC: Also, we have to re-schedule the beer.

Random Bloke On Train: *sees me reading book on the IRA* So, you like the terrorists?
Melle: ... I'm interested in the IRA.
RBOT: I'm a terrorist, you know.
Melle: *radiates "Not Interested* M-hm?
RBOT: I'm with Al Quaeda. I'm in Belgium for one purpose: to kill the US Ambassador.
Melle: *snort* Right. Here's a tip: assasinations usually have more chance to succeed when you don't reveal your plans to random chicks on the train.
(Worst. Pickup line. Ever.)

abfic: I am honored. Here I wrote a speech. First, I would like to thank the Academy.
mcee: you would like to thank my pants, is what you would like to thank.

Ray Romano: Do you know how long three minutes is? It's long. Ask an egg.

Buffy, to Spike: Bell. Neck. Look into it.

Joss Whedon: The show is very hard to make and the cast is very professional, except for Tony Head who is frequently without pants.

Joss Whedon: TV cool. (Radio also cool, but not relevant).

Spike: Poor Watcher. Did your life flash before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea.

mcee: Thank you. I aim to quease.

mcee: You have my full support. Slap my ass and call me Sports Bra.

Director of SiaM vid: And there's Larry Mullen, having an expression for the first time in twenty years.
(whatsisname)

mcee: I'm having a hard time believing someone with your icon [Elijah's nipple] wouldn't eventually be into RPS. just sayin'.
graycastle: I'm not! Stopit! Shuddup! No, really, I'm not. RPS squicks me. It's more of a mood icon. For when I'm feeling current mood: nipple.
mcee: I'm scared of the day you feel current mood: bumhole.
graycastle: Um, I think that you have pictures of Elijah that I don't.

monkeycrackmary: My gene pool has sea monkeys in it.

miark: Wow. I am really bad at cybersex. Like, awful. I can't even pretend to be having a good time. I tried to make a little devil smiley face (maybe let him do some of the talking for me) but I must have hit the wrong button:
Him: are you hard?
Me (lying): um, yes [*birthday cake*]
Being a whore is really not what I'm cut out to do
graycastle: One upon a time, there was a happy land of geeks called 'fandom'.
Since the beginning of time, people have wondered about fanfic.
Fic is cool, man.
Bugger this for a lark.
I hate first sentences.

annlarimer: Neither of us in the mood for dinner, so we fended. I made two pieces of bread with butter 'n peanut butter. I held them out in front of Mom, flat in my palms, and made them flap: "Look! Peanutbutterfly!" So she doesn't want to see me for a couple of hours. Hard to blame her, really.

nakedflame: What's an orque?
mcee: It's a French orca. He wears a cooky beret and is mean to tourists.
(Yay for mocking the French!)

JC: Wait. Lyrics are supposed to have depth?
(Never Is a Promise, MSTed by Lucy Hale)

If I missed anything important in you lot's latest entries, let me know, I might've missed it.

Comments

[sileas.livejournal.com]

"I'd call him 'Southern softie', and he'd call me 'Northern bastard'."

Ahh. My favorite part from the DVD's.
That and John Rhys-Davies giving his 'grim satisfaction' about the other boat accident involving an Elf.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

He just looks so gleeful about it! I love it!

Re:

[sileas.livejournal.com]

gleeful

Yes! Unbelievable.

Did you get to the part about the 'splintarh'? The big giant splinter?

And I don't think Tig is allowed after two tags. *g*