"It's barely nine AM, give me a break. Or a caffeine IV drip."

[bubosquared]

So I come into work, I sit down at my computer with a fresh mug of coffee, log into my email, and the first email I have has the subject of "Are you smarter than George W. Bush?"

Heh. Not before I've had my first dose of caffeine, I'm not.

I appear to be writing again. Drabbleage only, but still.We're getting somewhere: For ktnb, because her girl was my boy's first.

boy meets girl

He asked her to the Yule ball as a matter of course, because who else would he go with? The girls were a set -- three chasers, a package deal -- and with Fred asking Angelina and George asking Alicia, who else would Katie go with?

He’d expected to have a good time, but he hadn’t thought he’d enjoy it this much. She was a terrific dancer, and for the first time in his life, he was thankful he had sisters who taught him to dance.

Later, he kissed her under the starry winter sky, and didn't care how cliché it was.

Oh, and some quotes:

Beryllium:I only want to watch Firefly. Damn FOX, damn them to hell!
... I'm sure I'll watch American Idol and Survivor: Amazon, though. Oh well.
Ruth: Survivor: Amazon? What is that--twelve people stuck in a remote warehouse with Jeff Bezos who must survive only on the things they can make out of returned merchandise?
Beryllium: No, you have it confused with survivor.amazon.com, it'll be a special feature on the DVD I think.
(LJ comments)

Dine: Because I was bored, my cats now have a journal at duncanesme - but I don't expect much from my silly boy Duncan, and who knows how long it will take Esme before she gets bored with it. She's the smart one, and I'm pretty sure she's studying quantum physics while I'm at work. I know I never read those books I keep finding under the bed.

Ruth: See? I'm good at this dispensing plot bunnies and plot points thing. Most of the time, I'd much rather just come up with the ideas and have someone else deal with the actual execution of them. (Do not take that idea out back and shoot it. That is not what I meant by execution.)
(E-mail)

Squickyclean: Well no not really but I think I've officially gone insane because I woke up from a dream where Legolas went crazy and started shooting everyone in front of La Salle with arrows until I was the only one left and Gimli hid in the LRT station and Aragorn disappeared into McDonald's and I ran all the way home until I couldn't run anymore and I thought, "Oh, fuck it, I'm going to die" so I just stood in front of him and said "Fine, kill me" and he whips out a walis tingting (bristly broom) and yells "I WILL TICKLE YOU TO DEATH WITH THIS BROOM!" but before he can do anything summer_romance comes out of nowhere and screams "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO YOU AND PERCY!" and then I woke up.
I shouldn't have had that beer at lunch.

Dazzy: And if I EVER EVER EVER write a Legolas/Haldir Marcus/Oliver double date, I'm giving the entire planet permission to SHOOT ME IN THE FACE.

Seana: For reasons that are beyond my current level of comprehension, I almost just wrote 'one-armed sentences' in place of 'run-on sentences'. I need to go to bed.

Mmmmmcoffee.

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[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

Heh. Not before I've had my first dose of caffeine, I'm not.

Its close.