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[bubosquared]

Dear meeting room people ,

I hate you.

Stop making lengthy calls on your "I'm so fancy, I'm so high-tech" cell phones in the reception area. You're shattering my concentration.

Do not under any circumstances wander around the office, especially not while I'm on the phone and therefore cannot yell "MAY I HELP YOU?" at you. Yeah, fucko, I actually did see you hover around my desk earlier. I was on the phone. Be a good boy and wait till I'm done, and I'll help you find what you need. Do not go looking for it yourself.

And SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP, you loud, annoying, disturbing GITS!

Enragedly yours,
The poor harrangued "receptionist".

P.S.: If I find out that either of the two cabs I just called came for nothing because you just hailed a cab ionstead of waiting for your own, I shall be pissed off, and I shall smite you all mightily. Do not mess with a Dark Lord!

Comments

[meacoustic.livejournal.com]

HELP! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! Save me from the PIE!!!

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

PIE! EVIL PIE!