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*pokes Draco* Be mean! Go kick something!

Draco: "Um?"
Melle: "I'm trying to write that drabble for Silvia! Be mean! Go kick Harry or something."
Draco: "Um. No?"
Melle: "Why not? You like violence!"
Draco: "I like being violent to others. but I know that Silvia woman, and she likes self-inflicted violence, and no."
Melle: "You do realise I'm the writer, and what I say, happens, right?"
Draco: "Oh, try me."
Melle: "Very well, I will."
Draco: "This ought to be goo--" *walks into wall*
Melle: *smug grin*
Draco: "Oh, bugger."

Stolen from flabbergast:

Your name spelled backwards?
srkreW eifoS. Or elleM, if you use my nickname.

Where were your parents born?
Um. I don't know?

What was the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Something for work. For myself, on the home puter, Silvia's latest songvid, which still refuses to work for me, waaaah!

What's your favorite restaurant?
McDonald's.

Last time you swam in a pool?
About two months ago, I believe.

Have you ever been in a school play?
No. Although I did write some material for our 100 Days Show.

How many kids do you want?
None.

Type of music you dislike most?
Techno, although I like some of it.

Are you registered to vote?
Heh. Compulsary voting, baby.

Do you have cable?
Yes.

Have you ever ridden on a moped?
No.

Ever prank call anybody?
No. I was a boring kid. Also, scared of telephones.

Ever get a parking ticket?
Um, I don't have a car, or even a driver's licence, so no.

Would you go bungee jumping or skydiving?
Bungee humping, never. Sky diving, sure.

Farthest place you ever traveled?
Wisconsin. Unless you count the trip to Indonesia when I was in utero.

Do you have a garden?
No.

What's your favorite comic strip?
Er, I read Boy Meets Boy, Dilbert, Garfield, Non-sequitur, Sinfest and User Friendly every day.

Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
No. I used to, though. And I'm fairly sure I still know most of the words to The Internationale.

Bath or shower, morning or night?
Shower every morning and night. I don't have a bathtub.

Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

Favourite pizza topping?
Cheeese! Nothing but tomato sauce and cheese on my pizza, baby.

Chips or popcorn?
Um. Chips.

What color lipstick do you usually wear?
Black, dark brown/red, or none.

Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
... Weh?

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No.

Orange juice or apple?
Both.

Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
villemo, at McDonald's.

Favorite type of chocolate bar?
Plain milk chocolate.

When was the last time you voted at the polls?
N/A. Not all of us are USAians, dammit.

Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Last week, I think? Maybe two weeks ago.

Have you ever won a trophy?
No.

Are you a good cook?
Eh. I'm okay.

Do you know how to pump your own gas?
I don't drive, bozo.

Ever order an article from an infomercial?
No.

Sprite or 7-Up?
Neither. I don't drink soda.

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
Yes.

Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
Er. My migraine painkillers.

Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
Show me the money!

Do you believe in love at first sight?
For other people, yes. Not for me.

Ever call a 1-900 number?
Um?

Can ex's be friends?
Sure.

Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
My grandparents.

Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
Yes. I had a lot of thick, black hair, to the point where my mother at first refused to believe I was indeed her daughter. Hee.

What message is on your answering machine?
I don't have an answering machine.

What's your all-time favorite Saturday Night Live character?
Don't watch SNL.

What was the name of your first pet?
Happy.

What is in your purse?
Don't have a purse, but my purse-like bag has in it ... My notebook, my writing notebook, my pen bag, cigarette stuff, gloves, cell phone, small bottle of water, keys, pressed powder, and my organiser.

Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
My bedtime ritual is as follows: Tell everyone I'm chatting with that I'm going to bed, put up "sleeeep" away message, light one last cigarette, smoke said cigarette while reading friends page et al for the last time, switch off light and monitor, brush teeth, set alarm, go to bed.

What is one thing you are grateful for today?
... I'll get back to you on that.

Are you hoping to get married?
No.

Numbers and names of children?
None.

Describe your dream wedding?
Yo? No?

How do you want to die?
Preferably, not. Or in my sleep, at age 109 or so.

Where do you want to go to college?
Not.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
I'm almost 22, that's plenty grown up for me, thanks.

What country would you most like to visit?
Right now, I want to go to Paris.

Current clothes? Purple pull-over, A Clockwork Orange T-Shirt, underwear, black jeans, black tennis socks, and my Doc Marten's.
Current mood? Cranky, craving nicotine, procastinating.
Current taste? Coffee.
Current hair? Black and purple. Need to re-dye the purple. Also, growing out from the crew-cut I've had for more than a year now, because I want dreads. I blame villemo and lee_jordan_ for this.
Current annoyance? The world at large.
Current smell? I don't smell things, really.
Current thing you ought to be doing? Work. Writing. Stuff.
Current desktop picture? At work: Harry/Draco, by Silvia. At home: LumosNox!Harry/Draco.
Current favorite group? Um. U2.
Current book? Should be re-reading The Two Towers, and I just finished Sofie's World.
Current DVD in player? The Fast and the Furious, and tape in the VCR: JFK.
Current refreshment? Coffeeee ...
Current worry? None, really.
Current favorite celebrity? Sean Biggerstaff and Chris Rankin, who do too count as one person!

You have an infinite supply of paint, but it's all bright red, bright blue, or black. You have to paint your room. What color do you paint it? (Mixing the colors is okay, but you have to say about how much of each you'll use.)
I don't like bright colours, so i'll probably go for the black. Either that or mix about half black, half blue and make midnight black.

Which grade of gasoline do you put in your car (low/mid/high)? How much does gas cost where you live?
I. Don't. Fucking. Drive!

Do you have any pictures in your room that are not pictures of people? If so, what are they pictures of?
I don't have any pictures up in my whole flat.

What's your favorite number larger than 122?
666

You've just won a big contest, and as a reward, a reputable building company will add a room to your house at no cost to you. Where would you have them add it, what would it be like, and what would you use it for?
Hm. It'd be pretty difficult to add a room to a flat, but I'd like my bathroom to be just a bit bigger so I could add a bathtub. Or, possibly, I'd just like a mid-sized room to put all my crap in.

Two government authorities come to your house and tell you that people are getting bored of the standard denomination bills. You get to pick the value for the next bill to be introduced (under $ €100). What will it be worth?
Hee! Um. € 69? :D

Do you wear your shoes in the house? If not, why not?
No. First thing I do when I get home is take off my boots and put on my ... inside shoes? (I have no idea what the English word is.) I wear my sneakers when I clean, but that's it.

You walk to the music store and discover that they have just invented pills that you can take to learn an instrument within a week. Unfortunately, they don't work on instruments you've already played more than a few times because of the way they interact with your brain. Which instrument do you learn, if any?
Errrr. Harmonica.

Which is more gross: chocolate-covered dill pickles with ground-up sour candy on top dipped in horseradish, or an egg-apple-banana-pepper milkshake with lime sherbet and peppermint ice cream in it?
Er. Neither?

Your favorite notebook starts falling apart. Do you try to repair it, or buy a new one?
Buy a new one. I don't play favourites with notebooks. Mostly because I go through them so fast they don't get a chance to fall apart.

You wake up one morning and your neck feels funny. You're shocked to discover that you can easily rotate your head 360 degrees. Do you (1) go to the doctor to see if there's something wrong with you, (2) show your friends your new ability, or (3) pretend you can't turn your head any further than other people?
A combination of (1) and (2).

... Still bored. Damn.

Edit: Um, brain? Care to tell me what's up with the random "Oliver only graduated in time because he gave teachers sexual favours" bunny? o_O