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[bubosquared]

V: and so anyway, I read in the paper this morning that the funniest joke in Belgium is "why do ducks have webbed feet? to stamp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stamp out burning ducks." this just further proves my point that you are all insane.
Melle: okay, one: that is SO a funny joke, and two: WTF?
V: dude, that is SO NOT FUNNY.
V: that's because you CRAZY.
Melle: That is SO TOO FUNNY!
Melle: And I'm posting this in LJ to prove it!:

TELL HER THAT IS SO TOO FUNNY!

Comments

[silviakundera.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is SO funny. It IS.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

SEE?

More jokes V didn't think were funny (answers can be seen by highlighting.)

What's red, sits in the corner and keeps getting smaller?
A toddler with a knife.

What's yellow and can be stood on?
A canary.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

AHAHA.

these are all funny jokes. :D

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Ha! And I got plenty more where those came from.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

remind me. i want to hear now! :D

[silviakundera.livejournal.com]

omg, the toddler one is SO FUNNY. That is sofuckedup. I love it.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

See, you understand mly sick, random sense of humour.

[deepsix.livejournal.com]

International conspiracy, I swear.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

YOU JUST HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOUR

[deepsix.livejournal.com]

THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP QUOTING ME?

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Because you're funny without meaning to.

[deepsix.livejournal.com]

YOU THINK I DON'T PLAN THAT? I LAY AWAKE AT NIGHT TRYING TO COME UP WITH THIS MATERIAL.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

You DO NOT! You're just stupid in a funny way.

[deepsix.livejournal.com]

That is so unbelievably mean.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I learned from the best, man.

[sandrine]

ROTFL! You know, I totally love Belgium. You have (a) a great sense of humor, (b) gorgeous men and (c) yummy chocolate. :P

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Ha! Am vinidcated! :D And thanks!

[sandrine]

My pleasure. ;)

But I'm serious. Oh, and you have lovely cities as well. When I'm grown up, I want to mary David Saelens and live in Gent. :D (Except that he lives in Monaco nowadays, but never mind. Who cares about reality.)

[dazzy.livejournal.com]

Bahahaha! Another vote for "yes, that's hilarious". I'm totally going to tell everyone that's home that one now.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Wooo!

[some-stars.livejournal.com]

first of all, the ducks are TOO funny so THERE.

but not NEARLY as funny as those HORRIBLE HORRIBLE WONDERFUL JOKES. OH my GOD i'm sharing them with everybody.

RED!

YELLOW!

SQUISH!

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Woo! See? FUNNY!

[starbrow.livejournal.com]

Very funny...*grin* ...but I think I'd heard it before. ;)

OHMIGOD the toddler one was just sickandwrong, and I'm going to have to tell it to my brother -- for once I can have a sickerwronger joke than him. *glee*

[dramaturgy.livejournal.com]

Is so a funny joke.

(Check is in the mail, right Melle? ;))

[punkrawkpyro.livejournal.com]

Hee! I thought it was funny. Yay for funny Belgian jokes.

"Belgium. We're more than just waffles."

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

*splutters coffee all over her desk*

[punkrawkpyro.livejournal.com]

::Hands napkin?::

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Thanks.