I so need professional help ...

[bubosquared]

So I woke up this morning with various songs from Grease in my head, and then I went for a smoke break and obviously someone laced my cigarette with the bad crack, because suddenly I had this vision of a HP remake of the musical, and um.

Danny Zuko: Marcus Flint
Sandra Dee: Percy Weasley
Rizzo: Oliver Wood

Yes, this would make it Marcus/Percy, and no, I don't know why that's so amusing, but this comes with the following imagery and lyrics:

1. The opening song, Quidditch Is The World.

2. During Summer Nights:

   Gryffindors: Tell me more, tell me more
   Twins: Did you get very far
   Gryffindors: Tell me more, tell me more
   Oliver: Like does he have a broom

   (Yes, yes, doesn't rhyme. Humor me, here.)

3. Greased Lightning, starring the Slytherin Quidditch team and their new brooms.

4. Oliver singing There Are Worse Things I Could Do:

   There are worse things I could do
   Than go with a boy or two
   Even though the neighbourhood
   Thinks I'm trashy and no good
   I suppose it could be true
   But there are worse things I could do

5. We Go Together, starring the Slytherin and Gryffindor Quidditch teams.

6. Percy in a leather outfit so tight he has to be sewn into it, during You're the One That I Want.

Although nothing really beats the imagery of Marcus as Frenchie, having Beauty School Dropout sung to him:

Missed your midterms and flunked potions
Well at least you could have taken time
To wach and clean your clothes up
After spending all that dough to have
The doctor fix your teeth up

And I'm sure if I could find a decent script I could work more people in there, but the Internet is frustrating me.

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