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[bubosquared]

Melle: Oh, god.
Melle: Just. I just had this vision.
V: ?
Melle: Like, movie four comes out, maybe movie five. And suddenly the tabloids hit gold with the story of Tom and Dan and their Young Gay Love.
V: HAHAHAHAHA
V: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Melle: Except, it's not TRUE, and they're all bitching to each other, and one of them mumbles something about how they're catching heat for this even though they didn't get the actual er. "pleasure".
Melle: And stuff happens.
Melle: <<-- HELLBOUND
V: AHHHHHHH I LOVE YOUR BRAIN
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melle: Wow, that's a LOT of exclamation marks.
V: would you like some more?
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: because YES
V: and !!!!!!!!
Melle: **cracks up**
V: ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
V: BITCH!
V: THAT IS SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: AND NOW YOU JUST LAUGH!
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melle: I'm SORRY, just. Heee!
Melle: I love them so.
V: ME TOO
V: AND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: I NEED TO GO DIE NOW
V: AND THEY HAVE ALL SORTS OF HOT SEX THAT NEVER MAKES IT INTO THE TABLOIDS AND MUAHAHAHA
V: theyaresofuckinghot killmenow.
Melle: Um, no? No killing!
V: but. SO HOT! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melle: EXACTLY! Hence, no killing! You need to be around to enjoy it!
Melle: When they eventually come out by HOLDING HANDS on the premiere of the sixth movie.
V: *dies*
V: and randomly, what is WITH all these French philosophers NAMED AFTER WOMEN!?
V: this is obviously what's wrong with the French nation. too many men named Anne.
V: and so ANYWAY, HOLDING HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melle: q! Also, huh?
V: um. doing history homework, and they all seem to be named Anne. even though they're men. and I don't KNOW but it's WEIRD
V: but !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melle: WTF? Like WHO? And YES!!!!!!!! HOLDING HANDS!
V: like Anne Robert Jacques Turgot, Baron de l'Aulme.
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: and okay, Marie Jean Antoine Nicolas de Caritat Condorcet
V: I mean WTF!?!
V: but HOLDING HANDS!!!!!!!!!!
V: cannot get over this
Melle: And Chris and Sean (whom Chris had taken as his Completely Straight Date) just sit and stare.
Melle: And Dan, by this timpe, is in a reballious phase, and HE LIKES OLD SCHOOL PUNK (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and so he shows up in torn jeans and shirt and wearing a collar and nail varnish, and Tom is wearing the same kind of suit as for the CoS premiere, except with PROPER SHOES, and ohgod, I just broke myself.
V: HOLY FUCKING FUCK ON A FUCKING POPTART
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: there are not enough exclamation points in the WORLD
V: am so many kinds of dead right now
Melle: I know.
Melle: And at least you can blame it on me.
V: woot
Melle: And I need to put this in LJ.

Comments

[synicism.livejournal.com]

I really really hate you. 'Cause, young!gay!love! And Dan! In punk atire! meep?

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

It's not just the punk attire (although, you know, HE LIKES OLD SCHOOL PUNK!!!!!!!!!), it's also the contrast with Tom's crisp clean suit and tie and mrrrrrr.

Hell, hell, hell ...

[synicism.livejournal.com]

*climbs into the handbasket* A young buisness man and his punk boyfriend. I bet Dan would get all grabby on the red carpet, too.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Grabbing Tom's tie, smirking, and pulling him close for one of these really deep, long theatrical kisses, making sure the photographers get the time for at least one good shot ...

[synicism.livejournal.com]

(ack!hate you!)

Making Tom's face go bright red as he drags Dan inside.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oh, Tom wouldn't blush. Flush a little from the kiss, maybe, and then grin, and put an arm around Dan's waist as they saunter in ...

[synicism.livejournal.com]

Heh, as the reporters gape at their backs and the teenage girls pass out.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

And a group of women and a few men are frantically taking pictures and squealing and screaming at one another ...

[synicism.livejournal.com]

And some strange Belgian girl has dropped from a heart attack. ;)

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Strange belgian Girl is gonna drop dead when she gets the "We love each other" tape in a few weeks.

[synicism.livejournal.com]

Dude, I don't blame you. 'Cause, love! :)

[someidiothasice.livejournal.com]

roleplay.

roleplayroleplayroleplay...

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

"Scared, Potter?"

[rsadelle]

No, see, the tabloids report that Dan and Tom are sleeping together, and Dan, who's grown up to be a diva, hates it because there is no way he would sleep with Tom. Bonnie's upset because she actually is sleeping with Tom, and why hasn't anyone noticed her, God damn it? Meanwhile, Rupert and Emma, who have this casual-yet-intimate sibling-like relationship, are horribly amused by the whole thing.

I really want to be the person who gets the movie credits for "story."

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oooh! See, in my head, it goes something like this: Rupert wants Emma, who wants Dan, who wants Tom, who wants to hang out with the "older crowd".

I really want to be the person who gets the movie credits for "story."

?

[rsadelle]

Hmm. That's not bad either, but remember that Emma's hand is on Rupert's in those pictures.

Some movies have someone credited for the story. I think it's the person who generates the plot bunny but doesn't actually have to write the whole script.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Ah, true, that. Must look into this some more.

People get credits (money?) for bunnying? Oi, I'm clearly in the wrong business.

[rsadelle]

I assume they get money as well as credits. I would love to do that, because I always have lots of bunnies, but I don't actually want to write them.