Dammit, Helen, this is all your fault

[bubosquared]

From the Godess test [which I'm not going to link to because it's evil]:

You scored 66.7% Athena.

If you are ruled by Athena, you are bright-eyed, shrewd, resourceful and inventive. With friends, you are the wise counselor -- always ready with an empowering message.

Me: Okay, so far so good. I actually do feel connected to Athena, or Minerva, as she's called in Roman mythology. Sounds good. Wise woman, y'know, highly respected and all, and she could also kick some serious ass. Yeah. Athena. Bring it on, baby.

You are believe strongly that women can accomplish anything men can.

Damn right I do!

No wonder you put so much time into your career.

Eh? Me? Career? Work is fun and all that, but I have no interest in 'status' or whatever. I prefer non-leadership type jobs. Eesh.

Athena women tend to be ruled by their head, not by their heart. You carefully guard your intimate side, protecting your emotions and vulnerability.

Absolutely correct, as many who know me will testify.

If you want to awaken your unexpressed womanliness, you'll have to use the same passion you apply to your intellectual achievements. It's important that you work to integrate your strong masculine side with your feminine side -- bringing together your strength with your vulnerability, your creativity with caring, your intelligence with imagination. Otherwise, you risk coming off as unaffectionate and self-righteous.

Allow me to just say: "Fucking fuck!" That's all I'm gonna say about it. Fuckers.