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[bubosquared]

This is all jess' (natlet) fault. Blame her!

Of the many ways to be woken up, a blood-curdling scream ws definitely not one of Bono's favourites. "Whaaaa? What the fuck is going on?" He untangled himself from the blankets, hurried to the door, and opened it. Across the hall, he saw a sleepy-looking Edge staring back at hime.

"What the fuck was that?"

"I don't know, but it was definitely on our floor. Where are Adam and Larry?"

"I'm here," an obviously very disgruntled bassist said. The three of them looked at each other and simultaneously started moving towards Larry's room. What they saw exceeded even Bono's imagination.

There, clad only in a white hotel towel, stood their drummer. "Larry?" Bono asked. "I. Are you aware that you have ... breasts?" Edge was speechless. Adam started snickering, then gave in and just laughed out loud.

"It's. Not. Funny." Larry glared at him, teeth clenched. "I woke up thi morning and ..." He gestured helplessly at his body. "I'm a woman! Do something!"

Adam composed himself, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes. "Don't worry, Lar. I'll help you."

"Yeah?"

"Of course. The first thing we do is take you shopping."

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[natlet]

"I'm a woman! Do something!"

heeeeeeeeeee!

[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

Oh god. Oh god. Oh. GOD.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU!!! Please, please, please write this!

::laughs hysterically::

And to do it to Larry...::snicker::

[leici.livejournal.com]

Wow, I wondered who the first would be to cross this line. I should have guessed it would be you :) Way to go!

[punkrawkpyro.livejournal.com]

....

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

*spontanelously combusts from the extreme funnyness*

KABOOM!

[rhythmsextion]

*jumps up and down hysterically*

Ooooh, JC and the Pussycats for U2! Love it! You SO have to write this.

[pelicanzed.livejournal.com]

Heheheh bwahaha heheheh bwahaha. (To the tune of "I Am The Walrus".) More?

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you, I aim to please.

And thanks to our wonderful girlfriend, I now have girl!Edge/girl!Larry on the brain. Or at least on the puddle formerly known as my brain.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I know, I know. I have this thing, see, for turning machos into women. It's fun. ^___^ And oh, but the image in my head is sexy! Yes.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Actually, Jess was first with her girl!Edge. Once I picked myself up from puddling on the floor, I randomly pondered girl!Larry, and yeah. Woa.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oops?

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Yes! :D (Just wait. Sooner or later, I'll be writing timeshift!U2. :)

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Argh! Yes, more is prolly on the way. Stay tuned for Adam and Larry, the shopping adventures.

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

*makes incoherent "write it, write it!" noises*

*mind implodes*

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

*bounce* *cheer* *bounce* *cheer*

yay!! shopping!fic! *giggle*

Seriously, Melle... This kicks my ass, and is way funny and very very ... intriguing... *giggles* Poor Larry... oh, the poor boy would flip out...

*is now picturing girl!Larry*

*giggles*

Damnit, I *still* want to jump his (her?*G*) bones...

OK, taking my hormones off to work now...

[gal-montag.livejournal.com]

I don't think I can tell you how much I love girl! stories.

Please, will you finish this one?

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[leici.livejournal.com]

Well, you gals just rock! I don't think I could do that... I just write about boys in dresses :)

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oh, me too! I mean. Damn. Girl with an attitude in Docs. Woa. Want! :D

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I'll do my best, yo! :)

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[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

*nods vigorously*

Damn skippy!!