"If I see any pictures of Joey and his baby, say, a picture where Joey is napping with the baby asleep on his chest or something, I might just die right there on the spot. Trust me, I am not, normally, what you would call a, um, sentimental sort of person, or a person who is won over by squishy things. I don't even want to have children, but, um, that doesn't matter much when I think about the possible damage to my internal organs should I see a picture of Chris holding Joey's baby and looking at it solemnly, or Justin playing peek-a-boo with the baby, with that huge toothy grin that makes him look like a normal boy, as opposed to a shiny pop star. Or JC nervously holding the baby like he's afraid he might drop it. ... Fuck, Joey just better not pimp that baby." -- Helen
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That's the cutest thing ever. EVER.
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"If I see any pictures of Joey and his baby, say, a picture where Joey is napping with the baby asleep on his chest or something, I might just die right there on the spot. Trust me, I am not, normally, what you would call a, um, sentimental sort of person, or a person who is won over by squishy things. I don't even want to have children, but, um, that doesn't matter much when I think about the possible damage to my internal organs should I see a picture of Chris holding Joey's baby and looking at it solemnly, or Justin playing peek-a-boo with the baby, with that huge toothy grin that makes him look like a normal boy, as opposed to a shiny pop star. Or JC nervously holding the baby like he's afraid he might drop it. ... Fuck, Joey just better not pimp that baby."
-- Helen
All of those images just kill me. :-)
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