Was late to work, had not submitted paperwork for new badge despite being convinced I had, it's busy like ASS, there was unexpected training tomfoolery, I'm fifteen minutes late going on my lunch break thanks to a customer calling in a minute before, Samwise's battery is shot and needs replacing, and aksjlaskjldfkjsdflarse.
Today needs a reset button.
[ETA] Little old ladies calling me "flower" are love! [/ETA]