Ugh. First call on a Monday morning should not be from an asshole who gets belligerent when asked to pull the fuck over because we're not allowed to talk to people while they're driving, for reasons that should be bleedin' obvious.
(Amusingly enough, he actually asked to be "transferred to another customer service representative, as you're clearly not one of the nice ones." </F_W Cabal injoke>)
I really hate calls like that, because even though they don't bother me per se, they often trigger an adrenalin rush that leaves my hands shaking for like five, ten minutes afterwards, which is incredibly annoying.
On the bright side, my working week is two days long this week, woohoo!
Also, this looks interesting and I should therefore stay far, far away from it.