*sneaks in, casually hides behind friendslist* Shhhh, if I'm very quiet, the work can't find me.
On today's hate list: mumblers, people who put no inflection in their voice whatsoever*, and people who pick up the phone with "Hello" instead of saying their name or the name of the establishment. Hate!
[ETA] Oh, and people who misspell my name in e-mail. (This is a longstanding peeve.) It's right there in the "from" field, and I sign all my e-mails, dammit. Take the two seconds to notice the different-from-usual-but-not-exactly-unique spelling and make sure you have it right. It's a matter of basic respect, for fuck's sake. [/ETA]
It's really warm and sunny out, and I'm wearing velvet trousers, a long-sleeved shirt, and all black. Gnah. Save meeee!
* I can't figure out if they're deliberately trying to give off an air of "I really don't want to be talking to you, so hurry it up," in which case, grow a spine and just say you don't have time or whatever, or if they seriously don't know how they come across, but ugh.