Maths is easy:
Me + white t-shirt + coffee = not-so-white-t-shirt
Coffee stains + hand soap + hand blow dryer = now-so-light-as-to-be-nearly-invisible-coffee-stains
I totally win at improvising for the sake of not looking like a slob at work. \o/
You know, I'll say this: It's kinda nice having a job where my tendency to be critical and point out (potential) mistakes is actually appreciated. If they'd actually appreciate me with a raise, I'd be much more inclined to stay here, but alas. (I mentioned this to my mum last time we talked, and she was very proud of me, as apparently it'd taken her until she was at least ten years older than I am now before she started speaking out whenever she saw (potential) trouble. So I guess for once, I'm mature for my age. :D)