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Dear customers,

It's called a question mark. You may want to become acquainted with it, as well as with its little friends, the period and the comma. Also, this whole concept of "complete sentences," and perhaps a little of that logic stuff I keep hearing about. Please?

Despairingly yours,
Melle

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here perfecting the art of reading porn while looking like I'm doing Very Serious Work Stuff That Requires All My Concentration So Do Not Disturb Unless It's A Genuine Emergency. *cough* What? It's a life skill. And one I'm honing to perfection. Soon, I'll be able to rise up and slay my master.

[ETA] Dude. Some bloke just asked me, out of the blue, "So am I calling Belgium, or is this the UK?" Me: "... You're calling in the UK, but I'm Belgian, yes. And you're the first person in five years to spot that right away. :D"

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Grafitti along my busroute:

"[Name] WILL U MARREY ME?!"

Just say no, honey. Just. Say. No.

This week, in the game ...

... rocks fall, everyone dies.

No, really. Total Party Kill, because the dwarven god HATES ME! *sob* I DIDN'T DO NUTHIN'!