Huh.

Did you know you can make perfectly nice scrambled eggs in the microwave?

(My gas an electricity is on a prepaid meter, and I just found out last night, as the gas ran out, that I've lost my card, d'oh. So I'm without gas until I get a new card next week, but I still wanted eggs on Easter, googled for guidance on the subject, and voila! Mmm. Eggs.)