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Greetings from the Titanic! *peers out through the fog* Is that an iceberg up ahead?

Yeah, you think I'm joking ... Also, heating: still out. Melle: still not affected. I've seriously been colder in this building in spring/autumn, with the airco going full-blast on chilly days. This is nothing! I do not understand my co-workers. o_O

*spills nearly full mug of coffee all over desk* Oh for fuck's sake ...