Dear vidders on my friendslist: this needs to happen. Now!
Eeee, Jeanne! I got your package of smelly stuff, yaye! *bounces* Can't wait to try it all!
... Would it be rude if I were to reply to a customer e-mail with "I'm sorry, I don't have a clue what you asked me, please resubmit your query in proper Dutch"? Because seriously, I haven't anything remotely resembling a clue, here. My head hurts.