2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
*ded from funneh*
ETA: Oh dear lord. I will not write HP/B5 crackfic, I will not write HP/B5 crackfic, I will not write HP/B5 crackfic, ... [/ETA]
In other, much less amusing news, I realise that call centre agent isn't most people's idea of an ideal job, but there are ways to convey that sentiment without smearing shit all over the disabled toilet stall. Yeah, I only wish I were joking. WTF, people?