Scream-of-conciousness entry

I'm bored. This is not an April Fools Joke. I'm trying to simultaneously write my ljdq answers for the week, and finish the thrice-damned Hooker AU already. Neither is going well. Am distinctly lacking the funny, and may have to resort to sprawling on the floor again in order to get my muse going on the AU.

ETA: This probably makes me a bad person, but my main sentiment on the whole pope thing is "God, isn't he dead yet?"

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Dear Teenagers Doing Undetermined Things Probably Involving Alcohol In The Playground Across The Street,

While I'm not that long out of my teenage years myself, and can indeed appreciate a good drinking binge, kindly keep the fucking noise down, because some of us are trying to combine our binging with writing over here.

STFU,
Melle