Dear C., if you have problems with other people here, fine, but please stop carrying on like a five-year old (actually, both of you stop acting like toddlers, please), and keep me out of it. *eyeroll* I'll just be over here doing my job, shall I?
Also, note to self: Please finally learn that busting your goddamn ass the first couple of weeks on a job is going to come back to you in the form of too high expectations, and you will get people asking why you're "underachieving" when you're "only" just exceeding the minimum requirements everyone else just meets.
Basically, people need to bite me. And I'm just going to try and stay the fuck out of office politics from now on, and concentrate on my touchy boylove.