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Ahahahahaha! Feminine products training was fairly hilarious due to the presence of one lone bloke. Poor lad. Regarding tampons: "Is there, um, lubricant or something on those?" Accompanied by a dubious look at said tampons. And then he was all confused about pads ("They ... stick to the underwear?") and panty liners ("Wait, tanga ones? Black tanga ones?") (Okay, I'm with him on that one, WTF?).

Poor, poor lad. Though my favourite moment was when the trainer was about to demonstrate how tampons expand when they absord, and she said, "... which is why I have my glass of water here. Oh, wait, that's Sean's glass." The look on the boy's face was priceless!</

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*pokes*

SOMEBODY TALK TO ME OR I AM CANCELLING THE INTERNET!

ETA: Have been reduced to doing my nails, like I'm some sort of girl or something. Oh, wait ... Actually, my nails are on the long side for one. I'm hoping to be able to keep them that way for a while. They look nice.

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ETA: Okay, WTF, LJ, I can't even get to the status page now? Fuck this shit and the horse it rode in on, I have a headache, so I'm off to bed. Anyone needs me, wants to talk to me, or feels like spamming me with random boyporn, send me an e-mail or something. I'm off to read some more Nightrunner and curl up around my fabulous hot water bottle (now with purple plush cosie!)