Avast, ye scoundrels and blaggards! This be yer cap'n speakin' to remind ye that today's International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yer cap'n's been occupied today, but still expects ye to join in, or it's off to Davey Jones' Locker for the lot o' ye!
Dear friendslist: WTF James Spader squeeing? O_o
Also, today I am the only one on the Dutch line because my coworkers are respectively absent and on holiday. Oi.
Ack! My LJ's been invaded by squeeing fangirls!
*sets vermin traps*
(Work is eating mah BRAAAAAAAIIIIIIN!)
E-mails answered: 42 (a nice enough number to stop at, I think)
Phone calls ansered: 28
Registrations registered: 42 (I think the universe is trying to tell me something ...)
Total number of transactions today: 112
Usual average number of transactions a day: 60
Times wanted to put own head through computer screen: 69
Heh. Gran fell asleep on the couch watching The Defiant Ones, because yes, everybody who visits me gets subjected to that movie, dammit!
I'm going to write some, I think. Or possibly just go to bed.
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