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More interview meme, questions from inruins:

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And a couple more from hobsonphile:

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Questions from elance:

1. Hmm. When you look at a pretty woman, what is it about her that makes her pretty? Body shape, hair colour, the way she moves, something else...?

The fact that she's br--

(And no, "the fact that she's breathing" doesn't count. *grin*)

Oh. Bugger.

I guess it's too late at this point to deny my boobie-fetish, right? I just love breasts, of all shapes and sizes, with the exception of artificially blown-up ones the size of, say, my head. A nice handful is ideal.

Other than the tits, it's hard to say, and depends on the woman. The way she carries herself, mostly. I love women who can walk down the street like she's dancing, completely unselfconcious and just content, with life, with herself, with the world.

2. If you could go anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, and stay there for two weeks, where would you go?

Erk. Um. Rome, probably. But not in summer, never again in summer. Or possibly New Yorl City, with the same disclaimer.

3. Say you're reading a LOTR fic, and you come across a phrase or word that is unmistakably modern. Do you hit back immediately, or proceed with caution?

Oooh, tough one. Depends how jarring it is, really. Some phrases are very modern, but don't immediately call a certain image to mind, whereas on the other hand you've "like" and "totally", which will have me scrambling for the back button like a madwoman. It also depends on the story--if it's a pairing I really want to read, and of which there aren't a lot of stories, I'll be a lot more forgiving than I'd be under different circumstances.

4. I'm stealing your aliens. Suppose they landed, took over, and, seeing something special in you, offered you the job of Queen of the World. What would be the first law you would pass?

... Oddly enough, I'd quite possibly immediately abscond and then lead the rebellion against my successor, thus becoming Glorious Leader Melle. Once the Revolution has come, and I, Glorious Leader Melle, am once again in charge of the world, then I'd start passing laws. And I'd start by redistributing the wealth in the world.

5. You have the chance to meet up with J. K. Rowling, and hit her over the head with one of her own books, while of course yelling the phrase of your choice, no consequences. Which Harry Potter do you hit her over the head with, and what do you yell?

Oh, dear. You should't tempt me like this, you know. :D Er, probably Philospher's Stone, as it's the smallest one, and I don't want to do any permanent damage, here. And I'll probably end up yelling "Buy a calculator!" because I'm original like that.