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Tenty minutes. TWENTY GODDAMNED MINUTES on the phone with some ASSHAT who kept telling me to go make puppy dog eyes at my supervisor to get him what he wanted and asked me if I was married and EW and also my supervisor is a WOMAN and she could be SOPHIE DAHL and I'd not make eyes at her to BREAK POLICY ON BEHALF OF A CUSTOMER and also EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

*whimpers, curls up in friendslist*

And in more amusing news, remember last Friday's power failure? Scene from today:

Lights: *mysteriously go out*
Co-worker: "Woo!"
Entire floor: *cracks the fuck up*

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Oh. Em. Gee.