Express Bus To Hell, now boarding at platform 666 ...

First The Passion of the Christ, now Dawn of the Dead, what is it with the blockbusters about people who won't stay dead?

Although now my brain is insisting on combining those two movies into one. "Dawn of the Christ: Jesus has risen, and he wants your brain!"

Or, taking the Freddy vs Jason route, Jesus vs the Living Dead, in which our man JC battles bravely against the zombies trying to take over Jerusalem, and tragically gets infected by the zombies, and his best friend, Judas, has to kill him for the good of all.

Hm, or perhaps something more moralistic, wherein an Avon saleswoman discovers a lonely zombie, played by Johnny Depp, in a creepy house up the hill, and she takes him to her home in Suburbia, he falls in love with the daughter of the house, the neighbours distrust him, eventually try to crucify him, blah de blah blah blah, and in the end Suburbia's learned a valuable lesson about the importance of accepting everyone as they are and loving your fellow man's brains, and the protagonist runs off to sea to become a pirate captain, thus opening the way for a major summer blockbuster sequel!