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ruby_fruit and I are babbling about Éowyn and Faramir's wedding (this is after we'd already planned out Arwen and Aragorn's). Arwen snogged Faramir, Aragorn was groping Éowyn, and Galadriel was carried off somewhere by a not-dead Boromir, Thandruil is being a pervy old man and causing Legolas to drown his sorrows with Éomer and Gimli.

Melle: Gimli: "All the rooms are occupied by horny elves. Except for your father, who is currently dancing on the table, naked. Have a drink."
Amy: Legolas: *squeezes eyes shut* "Notlookingnotlookingnotlooking." *downs beer* "Have we invented tequila yet?"