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*bites fingers*

Draco. Harry. Look. Hell. Fucking.

*dies a wonderful death*

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Oh, FUCK YOU, Tom Felton, now I have a HO RPS bunny! YOU BASTARD!

Edit: Stupid Ang ...

Melle: Dude, I want to write Dan Radcliffe/Tom Felton.
Ang: i'm trying to hold off until they're at least 15.
Melle: I have a fucking BUNNY!
Melle: I'm sure I can age them up.
Ang: oh no.
Ang: do tell
Melle: It's kinda vague. but.
Ang: TELL ME WOMAN!
Melle: Since they're all working on these movies for ages.? like, a three or four months every year, for seven years. So they have to become friends, really, even though Draco and Harry hate each other. And they start talking about Draco and Harry, and speculating that you know, the way D&H act to each other is a lot like Ron&Hermione, who are, like, universally acknowledged to be crushing on each other.
Melle: And then. I dunno, maybe they start playing the parts conciously as if D&H are crushing on each other.
Ang: ooh. neat
Ang: yesyes!
Melle: And I have this image of Tom Felton all. Reciting lines from the books.
Ang: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Melle: And maybe in future books Draco will end up on Harry's side, and I dunno, that could be interesting, if only cause there'd be that much more good lines to work with.
Melle: <= winging it, here

Hormones R Us

Melle: Dude, now I'm picturing the boys going to sex toys sites and being all "WTF is THAT for?" and stuff.
Meryl: That would be cute, but I'd rather picture them playing with it.
Melle: Hee! Buying random sex toys and leaving them in each other's trailers.
Meryl: *giggles*
Meryl: "How do you even USE this?"
Melle: Will: *accidentally switches on the vibrator*
Vibrator: *bzzzzz*
Will: "Ack!" *drops it*
Melle: And for some reason, I see Jamie as the Cool Older Guy.
Meryl: *laughing hysterically*
Meryl: And, yeah, I'm not sure why, either.
Meryl: Sean's the oldest, but he's kinda silly.
Melle: Jamie would be all explaining, in detail, How Butt Plugs Work to Will, while Chris&Sean are looking on, all "Um. He's SIXTEEN!"
Melle: "AND WE'RE STRAIGHT!"
Meryl: THAT'S TRUE! WILL'S THE BABY! AWWWWW!
Meryl: Oh. Socute. So. So. Socute.
Melle: Cause he's, like, halfway between Tom and Sean&Jamie in age, really.
Meryl: "Dude, he's sixteen." "So? He's more open about this sort of thing than you two."
Melle: But because of is role, he's part of the "older" generation.
Melle: And Will'd be all eyeing the butt plug suspiciously and trying to figure out WHY anyone would want this up their ass.
Melle: Right;, okay, random Jamie/Will rimjob image. Dead now.
Meryl: *PROD* You can't die. I'm. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Meryl: *drops ice cube from drink down shirt*
Melle: lkfdjqkj

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Drabble for Meryl. Will Theakston/Jamie Yeates.

Will likes hanging out with Jamie, because Jamie never treats him like he's an annoying little kid. Jamie takes him out for drinks, and grouches to him about Chris and Sean and their Not Gay act, like they're equals, and afterwards leans on him as they walk back.

Jamie also doesn't laugh at him when he confesses he's never been kissed, and instead asks "Never even practised on your mates?" and when he shakes his head, "Shame."

And then he leans over and kisses him, and it feels strange and kinda gross, but Jamie's hand is gentle on his arm.

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Because apparently Harry's got a paid account.

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BITCHEEEEES!

*shakes fist*