Att Zar!

Bole, Beckham and Owen are heading your way. The football boys want to lick Oliver, and Bole is tagging along to lick you. And to be licked by the footballboys on the flight there. *cough*

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*dances*

Lee's gonna get some, Lee's gonna get some, Lee's gonna get some!

Edit: *grin* (Yeah, I know, nothing explicit. Thanks for putting up with my issues, Liz.)

Random quoteage

I really want to say "PLATONIC" right now.
(Jordan, re: Lee and George; AIM)

Yes. "Whee!" is the sound my computer makes going out the window.
(Jordan; AIM)

Melle: Just a lot of blokes throwing balls and other blokes trying to hit the balls, and then there was grpoing and hugging and stuff.
Fleur: ... I think that's the best description of cricket I've ever heard.
(y!msgr)

Melle: Ew, man. Scooby Doo? I may have to stop talking to you now.
Fleur: Fucking hell man, I didn't actually watch the MOVIE. I watched the HP trailer and then checked out SMG's legs for an hour and a half.
(y!msgr)

He loves throwing fits. And plates.
(Fleur, re: Oliver; y!msgr)

Marcus makes such a pathetic heterosexual.
(V; AIM)

Man, the lengths I go just to convince people that Bole really IS my daddy.
(V; AIM)

Melle: *appears in a puff of smoke*
Hyperlink!
Woman!
Strikes!
Again!
*disappears in a puff of smoke*
V: The hell? You are inSANE!
(In which Melle felt the need to be random on AIM)

Melle: Don't MESS WITH ME!
Fleur: Okay, okay, I forgot, you're god.
Melle: Damn RIGHT! Also, q!
Fleur: You just want to quote you being called God.
Fleur: Egotist.
Melle: Well. Yes.
Fleur: Fair enough, I'd do the same.
Melle: My point exactly.
Melle: Except you're not god.
Fleur: I'm... um... Oliver's god.
Melle: Oliver isn't smart enough to be god.
Fleur: No, I am Oliver's god, you idiot.
Melle: Aaah. Wll, Oliver's too STUPID to recognise a REAL god when he SEES one!
Fleur: ... OI! He's not stupid!
Melle: How about we agree that Bole is god?
Melle: (... God's my daddy? Heh. I'm JESUS! We're ALL JESUS!)
Fleur: I LOVE BEING JESUS!
(y!msgr)

Muahahahaha!

Catja has been assimilated by the footballslash.

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Melle: You better! Lee can't miss his George, dammit.
Jordan: george: *is sullen* he can always visit penelope
Jordan: :: cracks up ::
Jordan: he is so cute and JEALOUS!!
Melle: That was a one-time thing! Besides, it's a good sign that lee's sleeping with Penny, who sleeps with gay men, rihgt,
GWTheAlmighty: ::falls over laughing::
Jordan: i was thinking of letting george hit on her
Melle: And just wait till Lee finds out about Justin. Oh, he'll hide it behind "Ar you INSANE? Draco's father will have you KILLED!" (And dammit, Silvia has EATEN MY BRAIN!)

!!!!!!!!

Zarah wrote Becks/Owen! And it's lovely and sweet and perfect! Oh, babe, can I put this up on the PoL? Please? *begging eyes*